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“I’m an ordained minister who provides wedding services to people who can't get or don't want organized religious affiliation involved.

Example: In 2001 my wife and I were married on stage at a Pigface concert... no one, not even a JP would come do it. What!?!? Just because we didn't want to get married in a church and a fire hall just wasn't our style, does that mean we love each other less and our union should not be officiated? So that's where it all started, and now I do it for other people.

Are you or someone you know getting married at a Twisted Sister reunion? Naked? At a costume party? Jumping out of an airplane? In a pool of blood? During the Super Bowl? At the premier of Star Wars 3D?  In a cemetery? At a bar? On the hood of the car you did it for the first time in the back seat of? Then I'm your guy. Send me an email and we'll talk details.”

- scott massie, minister